love/hate relationship with sloane crosley
oh, sloane. your prose remind mygma of her own self-loathing teenage writings. yet, you’re nearing thirty. how bizarre? even so, mygma finds herself admiring your 2008 success: publishing a memoir with a kick ass title (mygma asked you to sign her copy at a May ’08 reading in brooklyn), receiving national acclaim, and landing a hbo series. in fact, you’ve achieved everything mygma ever hopes for. and now you’re blogging for the nytimes alcohol blog, which means you are an offical internet-it-girl. stop right there. you’re too much. in fact, your surge of recognition can’t be from your prose, but rather that you’re an ingenious business/pr woman. forget hbo, open a consulting firm, girl!